General Info
This sites purpose is to make sure you, the general gaming public, get all the unreal, unbiased news that the other gaming "news" sites are too scared to publish. In fact, I guarantee that you won't see any of these stories anywhere else.
Copyright Info
All pictures used on this site are the property of their original owners, expect when I've messed with' em a bit, then there's some type of murky water legal crap I haven't read up on yet.
Contact Info
Want to praise the only site on the net that tells it like it is? Want to send your picture in for the chance to bare the editors LOVE child? (ladies only).
Then site editor Blake can be contacted at blake@unrealnintendonews.com.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Where are you located?
A. The URNN centre is located in my secret bunker in Australia, as you can probably tell from the way I spelled "centre".
Q. How often is this site updated?
A. When I feel like it at the moment.
Q. Hello, I'm a large, multinational game comp.. err, average video game player between the ages of 12 to 18, and was just wondering who your inside sources are so we can crush.., err., so I can complement him/her on what a wonderful job he/she is doing?
A. No dice. My sources are in deep cover as vending machines and nonessential personnel, such as marketing and focus groups, and are instructed to use cyanide pills in case of discovery. I've already said too much.
Q. You know, I came across this site on the web called "The Onion" and was wondering..
A. No no no, they stole my idea. Yes, they even called themselves "UnReal Onion News" before I set my lawyers on them. I swear.
