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IGNinsider Website Access
Who wants to hang with these spazmos?

Exclusive IGN Unplugged Magazine
You REALLY gonna waste ink printing out a WHOLE magazine? I didn't think so.

Game Guides
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IGN Arena
"IGN Arena is a text-based online battle game"

No thanks, I have a life, NERDS!!

Live Fly-Cams
Your computers too slow to run this and it's not like they're stripping and playing Twister or anything..

Media Downloads
You don't have a cable modem f00l! Move on..

Saved Games
Great if the Dex Drive has been released in your country and you think actually playing games is WAY overrated…

Reviews
Wow! Insiders get reviews a whole 3 minutes before me?!? Your still gonna read them before you've gotten the cash to buy them anyway, and you know it!

Previews
Ditto as above + unconfirmed and just plain false info that makes you buy a Game Boy Color and GB Camera for the Perfect Dark face mapping feature that gets dropped.

IGN Contests
..that you don't have a chance of winning. Have you looked at the odds of these things? One in BILLIONS!

Custom Newsletters
SPAM I tells ya!!

 

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