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Below this, stupid
The Onion

News headlines so descriptive, they apparently don't need an actual story (essentially just another idea I stole from the Onion).

GameFAQ contains "secret" mentioned in the manual

Developers of crap game attempt to fix it by adding cel-shading

Hard Yakka Dead Resident Evil fan pushing crate in hell

New puzzle game heavily influenced by Tetris

It’s pretty straightforward dude.. What doesn’t the postman understand about this?

Nintendo manage to make game site without a gross overuse of flash

IGN take a free video from Nintendo.com, add their watermark, increase the file size 10 megabytes, and then lock it in Insider

New game to feature snow level

Samus Aran has no idea where the fuck she is

SMS Shines just thinly disguised SM64 stars with circles

IT WAS MEEEEE!!!!....
Nintendo Gamer #7 publishes some "Outsider Art" -sales plummet.

New game to take place entirely in "Bullet-time"

Well it does...
Nintendo's head of merchandising fired as GameCube toilet fails
to sell a single unit.

Shigeru Miyamoto passes wind, game in the works

Well it does X2
Way too many GoldenEye 007 programmers working on TimeSplitters 2

PS2 programmer claims he didn't know about triangle shaped polygons: "I've only been using the square ones!"

And the sad thing is they were so young...
Footpaths: The hidden victims of Microsoft's Xbox advertising

"Funday" Telegraph reviewer informs us Xbox Spider-Man has superior graphics to Game Boy Advance version

Where's that both-babe putting that GameCube controller Mr. Miyamoto?!? OH MY!..
Satirical news site
messes up link to highly inflammatory photo

BOOYA!
Man successfully crossbreeds GameCube & Xbox -results in a superior gaming console with no soul

Young child describes sunset as "Wow, no popup at all!.."

Gooey..
Prominent console controllers caught in gaming orgy

 

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