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Here's where you'll find all previous "news" stories, "hilarious" MS Paint cut & paste jobs and a gross overuse of "quote" tags.

Jul/28/2003
Resident Evil 2 For GCN Less Than Spectacular

Jun/24/2002
Thousands Fleeing IGN Boards

Jun/24/2002
IGNCube Announce Some Amazing News!

Feb/04/2002
Nintendo Revise First Quarter Games For 2002
Nintendo Revise First Quarter Games For 2002

Jan/12/2002
More Competition For GameCube

Jan/12/2002
Nintendo Of America President Steps Down

Jan/02/2002
Nintendo To Now Focus Solely On Graphics

Dec/13/2001
Nintendo Not Responsible For Commercials

Nov/25/2001
Resident Evil For GameCube Not A Movie?

Nov/21/2001
GameCube Launches In America!
GameCube Launches In America!

Nov/13/2001
Osama bin Laden Obtains Ultimate Bio-Weapon

Nov/09/2001
GoldenEye 007 Guard Makes Formal Apology

Nov/06/2001
Nintendo Australia Wins Award At GSOAA's

Oct/15/2001
Sony Asks Nintendo Out For A Drink Sometime

Sep/29/2001
Resident Evil Series Moves Exclusively To GameCube
Resident Evil Series Moves Exclusively To GameCube

Sep/10/2001
GameCube Delayed in US

Aug/30/2001
Games Could Be Slowing Brain Development

Aug/30/2001
Retro Studios Cancel Metroid!

Aug/30/2001
Miyamoto Discovers Long Lost Half Brother!
Miyamoto Discovers Long Lost Half Brother!

 

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