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The URNN Archives. Not as fun as the GoldenEye 007 Military Archives, but there's less fighting your way out of captivity and shooting Mishkin in the back, so it evens out.

Here's where you'll find all previous "news" stories, "hilarious" MS Paint cut & paste jobs and a gross overuse of "quote" tags.

 


URNN probably doesn't need an editorial, but I got nothing better to do.

 


News headlines so descriptive, they apparently don't need an actual story (essentially just another idea I stole from the Onion).

 


People can come up with statistics to prove anything, at least that's what 94 percent of the population under the age of 35 thinks.

 


URNN looks back at some of the events that have shaped our gaming landscape (and some that haven't).

 


Apparently because I can.

 

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